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theillusionofpants:

lizluvscupcakes:

theillusionofpants:

So do I just like….follow…anyone? Like real people? Like the actual people and not the subject matter? That isn’t like following someone to their doorstep? Why does this seem so personal???

Think of it as, you are a stray cat, and every evening I put out my garbage and you come and eat it

This garbage is now mine.

bunjywunjy:

10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.

AAAND WE HAVE LIFTOFF!

HAPPY MOON LANDING DAY!!!

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justabittraumatized:

one of the many reasons Fleabag is so heartbreaking and relatable is because no one ever chose her. Not her family. Not her lovers. Not her supposed “soulmate”. The one person that picked her died. She was no one’s choice or option, not even to herself. The way we can feel her loneliness through the screen is enough to make me collapse into a mess of tears on the ground and shake uncontrollably

creachurcritter:

If han solo was a butch lesbian id never complain about star wars again

catmask:

catmask:

i believe when i wake up in hell generation 2-4 wild surfing encounter tentacool will be waiting for me

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tomcatbutch:

When people ask the “would you fuck your clone” question I’m so surprised when people say no. Are you kidding. I would get into a homoerotic bar fight with my clone and then fuck her in a cold wet alley.

dragongirlsnout:

DASHBOARD UNFUCKER V1.0

as 90% of desktop users have probably found out, today @staff released an update that for some insane reason COMPLETELY remodels the dashboard to replicate twitter’s. this is of course in the wake of numerous other thoroughly hated changes and a continued refusal to fix any of the site’s actual problems, half of which stem directly from site management.

HOWEVER, thanks to the power of jQuery, i was able to throw together a userscript that remodels the dashboard back to its original look almost perfectly.

here is my dashboard right now, with the script active:

ID: a browser screenshot of the new tumblr layout, but fixed to look exactly the same as the old oneALT

and here is the old dashboard in separate tab container that hasn’t received the update:

ID: a browser screenshot of the old tumblr layoutALT

it’s hardly perfect; i had trouble making it force reload to the fixed layout when switching between other pages and the dashboard, and it currently only fixes just the dashboard. it’s also completely untested on browsers other than firefox, and chances are it looks a bit screwy on ultrawide monitors. but for now at least, it’s a good fix.

the unfucker is a tampermonkey userscript. all you have to do to use it is install the tampermonkey extension, hit “create new script”, and replace the default code on the page with the script (link here) and save it.

ID: a button that says "+ create new script"ALT
ID: an image of the tampermonkey <New userscript> page with code pasted into itALT

batshit-auspol:

batshit-auspol:

2015: New Zealand holds a vote to change their flag due to its similarity to Australia’s, leading to the submission of the ‘Lazer Kiwi’ flag. Designer Lucy Gray said her inspiration was that “Australia has a lot of animals that can kill you, so New Zealand should get one too”

A black flag featuring a crudely drawn animal Kiwi shooting a laser beam from its eye and exploding in the corner of the flag, in the opposing top side is the silver fern of New ZealandALT

Following the failure of the flag referendum, New Zealand’s acting Prime Minister blamed Australia for the loss, stating on radio “we got there first”

Image of a headline reading 'Unable to change their own flag, New Zealand demands Australia change theirs'ALT

batshit-auspol:

batshit-auspol:

1976: Country Party politician Winton Turnbull starts a speech in parliament by declaring “I’m a country member!”

Prime Minister Gough Whitlam shouts back, “Yes, I remember!”

Alt tag reading "it makes sense if you say it out loud with the accent"ALT
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theillusionofpants:

lizluvscupcakes:

theillusionofpants:

So do I just like….follow…anyone? Like real people? Like the actual people and not the subject matter? That isn’t like following someone to their doorstep? Why does this seem so personal???

Think of it as, you are a stray cat, and every evening I put out my garbage and you come and eat it

This garbage is now mine.

Posted 14 hours ago with 35,500 notes.
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bunjywunjy:

10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.

AAAND WE HAVE LIFTOFF!

HAPPY MOON LANDING DAY!!!

image
Posted 14 hours ago with 18,513 notes.
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justabittraumatized:

one of the many reasons Fleabag is so heartbreaking and relatable is because no one ever chose her. Not her family. Not her lovers. Not her supposed “soulmate”. The one person that picked her died. She was no one’s choice or option, not even to herself. The way we can feel her loneliness through the screen is enough to make me collapse into a mess of tears on the ground and shake uncontrollably

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Posted 14 hours ago with 5,832 notes.
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creachurcritter:

If han solo was a butch lesbian id never complain about star wars again

Posted 15 hours ago with 1,662 notes.
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creachurcritter:

If han solo was a butch lesbian id never complain about star wars again

Posted 15 hours ago with 1,662 notes.
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catmask:

catmask:

i believe when i wake up in hell generation 2-4 wild surfing encounter tentacool will be waiting for me

image
Posted 15 hours ago with 10,380 notes.
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tomcatbutch:

When people ask the “would you fuck your clone” question I’m so surprised when people say no. Are you kidding. I would get into a homoerotic bar fight with my clone and then fuck her in a cold wet alley.

Posted 15 hours ago with 1,491 notes.
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dragongirlsnout:

DASHBOARD UNFUCKER V1.0

as 90% of desktop users have probably found out, today @staff released an update that for some insane reason COMPLETELY remodels the dashboard to replicate twitter’s. this is of course in the wake of numerous other thoroughly hated changes and a continued refusal to fix any of the site’s actual problems, half of which stem directly from site management.

HOWEVER, thanks to the power of jQuery, i was able to throw together a userscript that remodels the dashboard back to its original look almost perfectly.

here is my dashboard right now, with the script active:

ID: a browser screenshot of the new tumblr layout, but fixed to look exactly the same as the old oneALT

and here is the old dashboard in separate tab container that hasn’t received the update:

ID: a browser screenshot of the old tumblr layoutALT

it’s hardly perfect; i had trouble making it force reload to the fixed layout when switching between other pages and the dashboard, and it currently only fixes just the dashboard. it’s also completely untested on browsers other than firefox, and chances are it looks a bit screwy on ultrawide monitors. but for now at least, it’s a good fix.

the unfucker is a tampermonkey userscript. all you have to do to use it is install the tampermonkey extension, hit “create new script”, and replace the default code on the page with the script (link here) and save it.

ID: a button that says "+ create new script"ALT
ID: an image of the tampermonkey <New userscript> page with code pasted into itALT
Posted 15 hours ago with 15,494 notes.
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batshit-auspol:

batshit-auspol:

2015: New Zealand holds a vote to change their flag due to its similarity to Australia’s, leading to the submission of the ‘Lazer Kiwi’ flag. Designer Lucy Gray said her inspiration was that “Australia has a lot of animals that can kill you, so New Zealand should get one too”

A black flag featuring a crudely drawn animal Kiwi shooting a laser beam from its eye and exploding in the corner of the flag, in the opposing top side is the silver fern of New ZealandALT

Following the failure of the flag referendum, New Zealand’s acting Prime Minister blamed Australia for the loss, stating on radio “we got there first”

Image of a headline reading 'Unable to change their own flag, New Zealand demands Australia change theirs'ALT
Posted 15 hours ago with 1,560 notes.
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batshit-auspol:

batshit-auspol:

1976: Country Party politician Winton Turnbull starts a speech in parliament by declaring “I’m a country member!”

Prime Minister Gough Whitlam shouts back, “Yes, I remember!”

Alt tag reading "it makes sense if you say it out loud with the accent"ALT
Posted 15 hours ago with 854 notes.
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