Lizzy's Rebloggan Machine

vgly:

dumbfuckery:

I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this
 

omg

why would you steal a kid’s neopets account you massive asshole what the actual fuck

(via sassyyoda)

titaniumbutt:

you may be the

but i am the

(via egberts)

sushinfood:

once again proved i dont deserve any of the friends i do have by continually doing nothing but upsetting them and driving them away one by fucking one

good night tumblr

sampotter:

I’m really really going to miss my theatre family. <3 🎭💙

MAX YOU DORK

(via planitia)

(via egberts)

terezidactyl:

mytardishaswings:

markatvantas:

prismrain:

what

WHAT

WHO IS THIS SMILING FELLOW

Oh no now I’m crying

[INHUMAN NOISES]

(via ishipityoushipit)

HOME ALONE DIARIES | PART OF YOUR WORLD

blargleargle:

Guys, I got left home alone again.

MITCHELL I AM DONE WITH YOU

sushinfood:

the most hideous goodnight image i could find in under ten seconds

oh hey i needed another thing to add to the list of why we’re friends.

rumblespheres:

my life is just an endless void of me eating pasta and crying

I KNOW, RIGHT

was-that-a-pun:

psilentasincjelli:

was-that-a-pun:

psilentasincjelli:

ablubluh:

i’m sure you two will be happy together

I’m already taken but if I ever succeed in cloning myself you can have one of the clones for a reduced price

Pun if there were two of me you would get so very sick of me so very fast

Lies and slander

HELP YOU TWO ARE TOO CUTE